I'm Not Very Clever

I'm Alley, I'm 16 and i don't do much except blog about boys I will never have a chance with

drake & josh

season 1:drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4:drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
willing to put money that even though tomorrow’s episode of #bandcamp is the girlfriend episode, will won’t have a girl friend 

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friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

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in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

#literally just had to google that#apparently screens are widely used in Australia USA and Canada#in Europe we deal with stuff that comes through the window like a man(x)

this is why you guys had the black plague.

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Gabe has the cutest smile in the world. (shoutout to marissa for putting this together for me) (song is Howlin For You by The Black Keys) (gif credit to original owner/s)

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